sant claus is raping yer momoh you better watch outsant claus is raping yer mom
you better not shout
you better not cry i'm telling you why
santa claus is raping YER MOM!!!!
he does her when your sleeping
he stops it when you wake
he knows yer mom hasn't been good
so her ass is never safe
oh you better not shout
you better not pount
cuz santa claus is raping YER MOM
Preview for the storyOur story begins in the port of Lilycove where our favorite trainer Brendan Ruby Birch was now preparing to travel to the Johto region to compete in the league to become the champion for yet another region. Unknown to him an old friend was preparing to go to the region too. Only she wasn't going for the league May Sapphire Maple was goin to enter in the contests. Will they meet? Will they travel togeth? Will they be rivals You'll have to wait for the first chapter.Preview for the story
Gift for AshHattersClubJus 30 minutes ago Ash got beaten by Brendan in battle (again).Gift for AshHattersClub
"God dammit why do I keep losing to him?" Ash screamed *Nobody likes you.* "God?" He asked *No I'm the author Rubypearlshipper* "Hey if you're the author can you make my win at battles?" he asked *No, now get on with the story or I'll make it so your in a soundproof room with Michael Jackson* After that threat Ash ran into a dark alley.
Why do I feel like I'm going to get raped?" he thought to himself "Because you will be." said a mysterious voice. the next part of the story has been removed for those who ca
i need a name for this shipping
Stumped
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20% of the time I''m smart
50% of the time I'm retarded
10% of the time I'm evil
5% of the time I'm creative
15% of the time I'm daydreaming
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